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The United States of America has an immediate and ongoing need for thoughtful, intelligent men and women to serve at the highest levels of the executive, legislative and judicial branches of the federal government. Candidates must have a sincere interest in the welfare of all people, including those who live outside the candidates' political jurisdictions.
Recognizing that the government exists to serve the people (and not the other way around), the incumbent may be required to work in excess of 40 hours per week, including the days immediately before and/or after established federal holidays. This position includes the customary two weeks paid vacation.
Primary responsibilities of this position include the health and welfare of the citizens of the United States of America. Recognizing that many Americans have a high degree of intelligence and personal power, the incumbent will not seek to overstep his or her authority by dictating how local affairs should be handled. For example, the incumbent will not seek to amass huge numbers of tax dollars only to withhold them from municipalities that do not adhere to vague and inconsistent standards.
The successful candidate will seek to simplify the federal government whenever possible. The incumbent will work with his or her colleagues to find ways to reduce the number of government departments, agencies and offices by a substantial margin. Power will revert to the states and local municipalities who understand their own affairs intimately and are better positioned to address problems as they arise.
Successful candidates will have a strong and abiding interest in other cultures and will seek to understand and learn from (i.e., not crush and destroy) them. The incumbent will serve as an ambassador to the world, promoting the idea that the United States respects all people and intends to support their health and well-being by sharing its knowledge, especially any nutritional and medical knowledge or techniques that may lessen the suffering of others.
This position includes profit and loss responsibility. Therefore, a track record of personal fiscal responsibility is paramount. Credit references are required.
Above all, this position requires a willingness to work with others to develop win-win solutions to pressing problems. Creativity is a must. Weak compromises will not be tolerated.
To apply, post your resume here.
The United States of America has an immediate and ongoing need for thoughtful, intelligent men and women to serve at the highest levels of the executive, legislative and judicial branches of the federal government. Candidates must have a sincere interest in the welfare of all people, including those who live outside the candidates' political jurisdictions.
Recognizing that the government exists to serve the people (and not the other way around), the incumbent may be required to work in excess of 40 hours per week, including the days immediately before and/or after established federal holidays. This position includes the customary two weeks paid vacation.
Primary responsibilities of this position include the health and welfare of the citizens of the United States of America. Recognizing that many Americans have a high degree of intelligence and personal power, the incumbent will not seek to overstep his or her authority by dictating how local affairs should be handled. For example, the incumbent will not seek to amass huge numbers of tax dollars only to withhold them from municipalities that do not adhere to vague and inconsistent standards.
The successful candidate will seek to simplify the federal government whenever possible. The incumbent will work with his or her colleagues to find ways to reduce the number of government departments, agencies and offices by a substantial margin. Power will revert to the states and local municipalities who understand their own affairs intimately and are better positioned to address problems as they arise.
Successful candidates will have a strong and abiding interest in other cultures and will seek to understand and learn from (i.e., not crush and destroy) them. The incumbent will serve as an ambassador to the world, promoting the idea that the United States respects all people and intends to support their health and well-being by sharing its knowledge, especially any nutritional and medical knowledge or techniques that may lessen the suffering of others.
This position includes profit and loss responsibility. Therefore, a track record of personal fiscal responsibility is paramount. Credit references are required.
Above all, this position requires a willingness to work with others to develop win-win solutions to pressing problems. Creativity is a must. Weak compromises will not be tolerated.
To apply, post your resume here.
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