My kooky kid

Backstory: Dave and I were just on the Franklin and Marshall College website and learned that one of the students - a kid named PJ - had been shot and critically injured during a robbery on campus. I, of course, frantically navigated my cell phone address book to Danny's number and hit the green button.

Danny: Hullo?

Ann: Hey, it's Ann. How's it going?

Danny: I'm eating dinner.

Ann: Dad and I heard there was shooting on campus. I just wanted to call and see if you were okay.

Danny (non-chalantly): Well, yeah. I mean, I didn't get shot.

~Fine~